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Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I proceeded to pee on myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML


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Wednesday, April 22, 2009
12:55 AM

Badminton...life...fk-you-short-term-notice
Today, I walked to school blissfully unaware that badminton trials were on.

Fmlife =="

Walked into physics

Mikey: Hey Eugene, badminton trials are this lunch time!!!oneone11
Eugene: OhSHI- I didn't  bring shoes, or a baddy racquet.
Mikey: ahahaha

==" fuck you all >=[

So then obviously I didn't make it, even though I could with shoes and my own baddy racquet.
The freaking strings of the borrowed ones were so shit, they were like............QA's racquet divided by 2^10 strength

>=[ have fun you math fgts, I hate maths =\


So I'll just end it here, before I end up ranting more about how utterly unfair those tryouts were, making us do it AFTER registering for it YESTERDAY and not MENTIONING it AT ALL YESTERDAY.

:@:@:@
and because Joe is a bitch and said my FML wasn't that lulz, heres another one

Today, my shower is being renovated so I decided to wash my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal on accident. FML

On a positive note though, remember guys

STAY POSITIVE AND BE AN OPTIMIST!
Like this guy.





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Eugene, from Singapore,guy who went to Australia with his family and lived in Brisbane and now is living in Melbourne. Born at 01-06-1994


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